Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have ... Read more

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a ... Read more

How can you shorten a bed?Don't sleep long in ... Read more

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in ... Read more

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling ... Read more

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm ... Read more

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all.Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but ... Read more

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all ... Read more