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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a ... Read more

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an ... Read more

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long ... Read more

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your ... Read more

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do ... Read more

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't ... Read more