Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in ... Read more

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in ... Read more

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little ... Read more

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath ... Read more

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, ... Read more

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty ... Read more

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them ... Read more

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?""It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my ... Read more

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an ... Read more

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear ... Read more