Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was ... Read more

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for ... Read more

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot ... Read more

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm ... Read more

Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. ... Read more

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or ... Read more

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash ... Read more

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the ... Read more

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain ... Read more

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks ... Read more