Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. ... Read more

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her ... Read more

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a ... Read more

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's ... Read more

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small ... Read more

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand ... Read more

Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its ... Read more

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it ... Read more

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins""That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the ... Read more

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The ... Read more