Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on ... Read more

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little ... Read more

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible ... Read more

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled ... Read more

Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the ... Read more

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old ... Read more

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a ... Read more

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the ... Read more

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old ... Read more