Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument ... Read more

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all ... Read more

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same ... Read more

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, ... Read more

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: ... Read more

Tower: What's your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front ... Read more

United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very ... Read more

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used ... Read more

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the ... Read more

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly ... Read more