How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop ... Read more

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic ... Read more

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot ... Read more

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of ... Read more

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my choices?" he asked."Yes or No," she ... Read more

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, ... Read more

Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it ... Read more

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed ... Read more

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane hasonly 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that ... Read more

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthestgate within the terminal.If you arrive very early for ... Read more