School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly."What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. ... Read more

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the ... Read more

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the ... Read more

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for ... Read more

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,'Watch out for worms won't you !'The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for ... Read more

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look ... Read more

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, ... Read more

What did the apple say to the apple pie?"You've got some ... Read more

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the ... Read more

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core ... Read more