What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit ... Read more

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit ... Read more

When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a ... Read more

When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an ... Read more

Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first ... Read more

Why accountants don't read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page ... Read more

Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh ... Read more

Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel ... Read more

Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last ... Read more

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to ... Read more