Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. “What’s the matter?

” asked Moody. “Are you in trouble?

” “No!” said Crumm. “What do you want, then?

” “Nothing!” “Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?

” asked Moody. “Cause!” said the other redneck, “the rates is cheaper!”