When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt LakeCity, Utah, a womantold the man sitting beside her, “I understand this is the home of theMormon religionwhere husbands believe it’s OK to have more than one wife.” That’strue,” he replied, “asa matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon myself and have nine wives.””Howdisgusting,”she said,”you should be ashamed of yourself, suchpractices should be againstthe law and you ought to be hung.” With a slight grin, he just said,”Yes, mam I am.”