The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing ona large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopheraccidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiffstepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed itand walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleagueasked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. “It wasokay, but would you believe that guy can’t swim?

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