I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?

” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?

” “Well … are you religious or atheist?

” “Religious.” “Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?

” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?

” “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?

” “Baptist.” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?

” “Baptist Church of God.” “Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?

” “Reformed Baptist Church of God.” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?

” “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.