When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, “Life isn’t worth living. I think I’m gonna top myself.””Don’t be stupid, Joe,” said the psychiatrist. “My wife ran off and left me too, yet I’m happy.””How?

” asked Joe.”Easy,” replied the quack. “I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?

“”I clean out septic tanks.” Joe replied.