This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: “What was that for?

“Wife: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the nameMarylou written onit?

“Man: “Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?

Marylou wasthe name of one of the horses I bet on.”The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.Three days later he isonce again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying panswatting.Man: “What the hell was that for this time?

“Wife: “Your horse called.”