The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?

” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more upset.”Well which one of my no good friends did this then?

” he asked.”Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?

” she snapped.