The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoytheir two week vacation/honeymoon.The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hiJimmy, how ya been lover ?

Long time no see.”A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Onceinside, the piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman ?

!?

!?

“The groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please ! I’mgoing to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”