Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires?

” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything?

” asked his partner. “Not a thing,” answered Cole. “Good!” said Edney. “Don’t touch the other one or you’ll drop dead!”