One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?

“Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?

“Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”Bill: “What are you whining about then?

The smaller piece is what you want, right?

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