The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks “Any luck?

“”Any luck?

This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so?

By the way, do you know who I am?

” asks the stranger. “Nope.””Well, meet the new game warden.” “Oh,” gulped the fisherman. “Well, do you know who I am?

” “Nope”. “Meet the biggest liar in the state.”