Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter “O.” “Why’d you put that circle down?

” asked the clerk. “Cause Ah can’t write,” replied the girl. “Why don’t you sign with an ‘X’?

” asked the man. “Ah used to,” she answered. “But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!”