The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, “Can you get me a nice gentle pony?

” “Shore,” said the cowboy. “What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?

” “What’s the difference?

” asked the lady. “The western saddle has a horn on it,” said the cowboy. “If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don’t believe I want to ride.”