Me: “What is that noise?

” Customer: “Hey Martinez!! I’m on the phone! Cut it out!” Me: “What was that?

” Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: “It’s from a device.” Me: “What kind of device?

” Customer: “I don’t know.” Me: “Like a fax machine or something?

” Customer: “I don’t know. Someone is under house arrest or something.”