On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!””That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?

“”Just a wild guess,” she said.The next pupil was the candy store owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is – a box of candy!””That’s right! But how did you know?

” asked the girl.”Just a lucky guess,” said the teacher.The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?

” she asked.”No,” the boy replied.The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. “Is it champagne?

” she asked.”No,” the boy replied.The teacher then said, “I give up, what is it?

” The boy replied, “A puppy!”