There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez “Well… What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?

” “Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” he bragged and took another sip of beer.His friends were amazed ! “What happened then ?

” they asked, almost inunison.”Well, then she said, ‘Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !’ ” he admitted.